Star Wars!
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Drink When
Anyone...
- Someone has a bad feeling about this
- It's their only hope
- Somebody gets choked
- A woman other Leia is on screen
- An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force (Vader counts)
- Somebody's hand gets cut off
- A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast
- There is a tremor in the Force
- It's not someone's fault
- One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing
- A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks
- Someone exclaims "No!"
- Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea
- Twice if it's not Han
- Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies--it counts if they change at the end
- Someone is mind-controlled using the Force
- People kiss
- A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black
- Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for uniforms, only the first person on screen counts)
- Three times if someone hovering in between wears gray
- Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen
- An elaborately made up alien has no lines
- Some ship crashes into something after being hit
- Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber)
- An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star exploded, killing billions of people (fourteen seconds, count 'em)
- Boba Fett talks
- An entire planet is described as having one climate
C-3P0
- C-3PO loses a body part
- Twice if he is completely dismembered
- C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he's familiar with
- Nobody listens to C-3P0's advice
- Twice if he is giving the odds of survival
Chewbacca
- If Chewie actually sounds like he's using words, not just one long howl
- If Chewie, a big, dumb ol' wookie, actually shows mechanical know-how and fixes the Falcon
Darth Vader
- Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them
- Twice if he tries to kill them
- You notice something in Vader's suit that's more detailed than in the previous episode
The Emperor
- The Emperor cackles evilly
- The Emperor has foreseen something
The Empire
- Tarkin brags about the Death Star
- Any officer speaks with a British Accent
- Any Imperial Ship is destroyed
- A TIE fighter explodes for no reason
- An imperial bureaucrat says something disparaging or elitist (i.e. "rebel scum", "insignificant rebellion", etc.)
Han Solo
- Han brags about the Millennium Falcon
- Anybody insults the Millennium Falcon
- Twice if it is Leia
- Something doesn't work on the Falcon
- Twice if it's the hyperdrive
- Someone or something tries to get money from Han
Leia
- Leia insults somebody
- Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands
- Twice if it covers her neck
- Three times if she's almost totally nude
Luke
- It is Luke's destiny
- Luke whines
- Luke discovers a long-lost relative
- Luke fights monsters or savages
- Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip
- Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm
- Luke is upside-down
- Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time
- Twice if they speak to each other
- Luke's parentage is Foreshadowed
- Luke refuses to take someone's advice
- Luke yells "Artooooo!"
- Luke is confused / taken aback
Obi-Wan Kenobi
- Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance
- Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective ("...Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise")
R2-D2
- R2-D2 gets thrashed
- R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around
Rebel Pilots
- A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white
- Twice if they're non human (co-pilots count)
- A Rebel Pilot says "Nice Shot..."
- A Rebel Pilot says "I've been hit..."
- Wedge (the only Rebel pilot competent enough to make it through all 3 movies (besides the main characters) makes an appearance
- Twice if he speaks
Stormtroopers
- Stormtroopers shoot everywhere but where they're aiming
- Stormtrooper armor proves useless
Yoda
- Yoda uses bad grammar
- Yoda talks like a fortune cookie
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