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This game works best when both Keith Olberman and Dan Patrick are the anchors, so let's hope Keith doesn't get suspended again and/or leave when his contract expires. Without one of them, it can still work fairly well. If neither are anchoring, it probably isn't worth opening a beer. But then again, it also isn't worth watching Sportscenter without them. All the following phrases apply to any anchor. They are listed by person simply as a guide to who will usually say it.
Keith Olberman
- From way downtown
- Bang!
- Full extension
- G'uhh! (2)
- They're not gonna get him!
- Whenever he imitates the horn, usually after a hockey goal (2)
- When he points out an ad/billboard especially the rotating billboards
- Example: The Gap billboard in a lot of stadiums
- 2 drink example: "Griffey, batting during the Wiz portion of the game."
- I don't think it's playable
- If you're scoring at home, or even if you're by yourself
Dan Patrick
- Good! (in a high voice)
- Nothing but the bottom of the net! (2)
- Gone (said softly)
- The whiff (also softly) (2)
- En fuego (2)
- Whenever he says anything in a high voice
- You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.
Either Patrick or Olberman
- Act like they are mad at each other
- When they start one of their catch phrases and don't complete it (3)
- Puts the biscuit in the basket
- It's a (so and so) term. (Example: Stick save. It's a hockey term)
Any Anchor
- Whenever one anchor makes the other laugh
- If Olberman or Patrick is the one that laughs (2)
- If Olberman or Patrick is genuine amused by someone other than the other (4)
- Any unscripted jokes
- Any reference to ESPN headquarters
- Every time someone says ESPN
- Any sexual innuendo
- Makes fun of a fan
- And Chris Berman nickname (2 if done by Berman himself)
Anchors other than Patrick or Olberman
A general rule here is to drink whenever the anchor makes a fool of him/herself thinking he/she is being funny. This will at least make watching Stuart Scott bearable since this rule will make you drink every time he opens his mouth. Finish your drink if one says something that is actually funny. (This rule will never come into play if Stuart Scott is anchoring.)
General/Commercials
- Whenever a funny ESPN commercial is on (hockey, Sportscenter, ESPNews, etc.)
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