NYPD Blue!
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Some basic rules:
- You can play this one of two ways: 1)Everyone drinks whenever any of these things happens. However, this will probably result in a lot of very hungover people come Wednesday morning. 2)Everyone picks two characters - either Simone or Sipowicz and someone else - and drinks whenever something from that list comes up. A third option is to be Simone, someone else, and Sipowicz, but only drink club soda for Sipowicz. Your call.
- There will also be a list of social drinks at the end, where everyone must drink, regardless. These are things that might be done or said by any character. There are also a couple that are applicable for either Sipowicz or Simone but no one else, and those will have a separate header.
Det. Andy Sipowicz
- Calls someone an asshole.................One drink for each "asshole"
- Does some investigating on his own.................One drink
- Tells Kelly, "I'm going back to <place> to talk to <person> - there's more here than meets the eye."..........Two drinks
- Walks into a bar..........................................One drink
- Someone offers him a drink................................Two drinks
- Has a fight with Sylvia..................................One drink
- Makes up with her......................................Two drinks
- Appears nervous about advancing their relationship.........One drink
- Makes a racial comment....................................One drink
- Makes a racial comment to Fancy...................Two drinks
- His son appears..........................................Two drinks
- He has trouble looking someone in the eye........One drink
- Has a problem with someone who wears a wig................Three drinks
- Grabs his crotch..........................................One drink
- Physically attacks someone...............................Two drinks
- Mops his brow...........................................One drink
- Mops his brow while he eats.............................Two drinks
- Calls someone a "hump".................................One drink
- Calls someone a "douche bag".............................One drink
- Someone makes a crack about his weight or hairline........One drink
- He discusses his dog or his fish..........................One drink
- We see his dog or his fish.................................Two drinks
- Goes off the wagon (this does not count for the early episodes, when he was constantly off the wagon)...........chug a steaming glass of Perrier
- Bares his butt.........................chug the whole damn thing and pray
Det. Bobby Simone
- Refers to his pigeons......................................One drink
- Uses the term "cock" while referring to his pigeons........Two drinks
- Acts like John Kelly (your discretion)..................Two drinks
- Appears to go too easy on a suspect..................One drink
- Offers to get said suspect a yogurt or other dietary food item...Two drinks
- Refers to his dead wife....................................One drink
- Gets an earring, reveals that he has a law degree, and moves back to LA..........................................Chug
DET. GREG MEDAVOY:
- Stammers.................................................One drink
- Someone imitates his stammer...........................Two drinks
- Starts to flirt with Donna and gets nervous.........One drink
- Flirts with Donna without getting nervous.........Two drinks
- Gets worked up over some mundane issue (the dry cleaning, the X-Mas party, etc.).............................................One drink
- Has an anxiety attack.....................................Two drinks
- Leaves his wife..........................................One drink
- Goes back to her.........................................Two drinks
- Is not used as comic relief.............................Three drinks
DET. JAMES MARTINEZ:
- Refers to another cop as "detective"...............One drink
- Calls someone by their first name....................Two drinks
- Someone says (either to him or when talking about him) that he'll make a good detective some day......................One drink
- Kelly says it...............................................Two drinks
- Is told that he "did good work back there"..........One drink
- His father appears..........................................One drink
- He calls his father "Papi".................................Two drinks
- Someone comments on the fact that his father looks like he's only a few years older than him..........................Chug
- He gets a girlfriend.......chug, then thank the gods for answering our prayers
MISS DONNA ABANDANDO:
- She smiles at Sipowicz......................................One drink
- She sleeps with Medavoy................................Two drinks
- She makes any sort of reference to the NY Rangers...........One drink
- Makes a reference to the recent Stanley Cup victory........Two drinks
- Is hit on by a detective other than Medavoy........One drink
- Worries about Medavoy......................................One drink
- Calls Medavoy "Gregory".....................................One drink
- Refers to any other cop by his/her first name...............Two drinks
LT. ARTHUR FANCY:
- Asks someone to come into his office..................One drink
- Chews someone out in his office........................Two drinks
- Is chewed out by Commander Habrill.................Two drinks
- Is chewed out by anyone else in the department.............Three drinks
- We see his family...........................................Two drinks
- Someone refers to him as "Lou" (short for lieutenant)......One drink
- Complains about how tough it is to be black in they NYPD...One drink
- Worries about his impending baby boy...............Two drinks
- Overlooks a subordinate's minor screwup (ie Kelly being late to work, Greg and Donna having an office romance)...............One drink
- Overlooks a major screw-up (ie Roberts having the junkie girlfriend, Andy being drunk on duty)............................Chug
- His home appears well-lit.................................Chug
- Someone other than his wife calls him Arthur................Chug
Ada Sylvia Costas
- Appears to hate Sipowicz (see early episodes)..............One drink
- Goes out with Sipowicz.....................................One drink
- Tells Sipowicz that she doesn't care about all his bad habits and the way he used to be..................................Two drinks
- Sleeps with Sipowicz.......................................Five drinks
- Tells Sipowicz that she can't be with him until he's better, but that "I'm pulling for you" (or words to that effect)..........One drink
- Tells a cop that they're doing something illegal....One drink
- Helps the cops do something unethical.............Two drinks
- Does something about that hideous hairstyle............Chug
Det. Adrian Lesniak
- Any reference is made to her psycho ex-boyfriend..........One drink
- We see her psycho ex-boyfriend.......................Two drinks
- Has a problem with a male coworker over something minor (like a tit-cup)...................................One drink
- Has a problem with a male coworker over something major (like Sip chewing her out for no reason)..Two drinks
- Wears a skirt.............................................Chug
Sipowicz & Simone
- Give their card to a "hurting" person and tell them to "give me a call if you need to talk"...............................Two drinks
- Play good cop, bad cop.....................................One drink
- Simone is the bad cop.......................................Two drinks
- Tell a suspect that another suspect "gave you up"..........One drink
- They're lying when they say the above......................Two drinks
Social Drinks
- Anyone meets someone and starts a conversation in the stairwell...one drink
- Any of the detectives appears in uniform........................two drinks
- Any two people have a conversation in the locker room...........one drink
- One or more of the above is nude......................two drinks
- A suspect does not ask for a lawyer...................two drinks
- A detective asks someone, "Do you/did he/did she have enemies?".................one drink
- Anyone other than Sipowicz says "Asshole".....................two drinks
If any of the following terminology is used by anyone
- "reach out".......................................one drink
- "like" used as "suspect" ("We like these X brothers in that armed robbery...")..............................one drink
- "make" ("We liked those X brothers in that robbery, but the case didn't make")..............................one drink
- "on the job"......................................one drink
- "lay a loaf"......................................three drinks
- "Interview One"..................................one drink
- "Skell" used to describe a small-time perp.......two drinks
- "bust your/my/his/her balls".....................one drink
- "squeeze your/my/his/her shoes" (used in place of any busting of balls).........................two drinks
If a guest star
- dies............................................one drink
- leaves the show.................................one drink
- used to play a superhero in a red costume.......two drinks
- gets naked......................................two drinks
- ever appeared on Hill Street Blues..............two drinks
- plays their HSB character (i.e., the "I'M BUCK NAKED!!!!!" guy)....chug
- Makes an in-jokey reference to a previous acting role (ie, Roy Larson losing his "flash money")..............two drinks
- Is a cop and loses his job due to a scandal.......one drink
- Is Steven Bochco's real-life wife, Barbara Bosson....chug, shoot the TV, and write an angry letter to ABC about the evils of nepotism
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